Hot Fox Trott...
Hey,
There is a dead baby fox in my sisters' bedroom. Um, we thought we had a rodent problem, so we put out rat poison to get rid of...whatever, and it ended up being a baby fox. We are afraid to handle it, so we offered my broke-ass friend, Heather, $50 bucks to take care of it...then we felt guilty...So, the fox is still there. Um, good times.
Mr.J
-p.s.-It could be a: boil weevil, possum, lemur, woodchuck, etc. We really don't know what it is; but it's DEFINITELY not a rat!
There is a dead baby fox in my sisters' bedroom. Um, we thought we had a rodent problem, so we put out rat poison to get rid of...whatever, and it ended up being a baby fox. We are afraid to handle it, so we offered my broke-ass friend, Heather, $50 bucks to take care of it...then we felt guilty...So, the fox is still there. Um, good times.
Mr.J
-p.s.-It could be a: boil weevil, possum, lemur, woodchuck, etc. We really don't know what it is; but it's DEFINITELY not a rat!
posted by England at Wednesday, November 22, 2006
1 Comments:
Yeah, I'm a broke-ass. What? And I did enjoy that $50, fo' real. My pocket feels nice and plump.
So...it ended up being a rat after all. A decent sized rat, but not a boil weevul, or a baby fox. And I hope I don't have rabies now, even though I didn't touch it. And if I do have rabies, then I hope you have rabies too, and I hope those rabies violently rape you anally.
(wow).
Harley.
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