Speak of the Devil.
In the last post I mentioned a conversation I over heard between two frat boys. Well, now I'm sitting in the library beside two frat boys; and I'm listening to their conversation. Wow, one is vehemently trying to study but the other is talking about everything that a pretentious, ugly, rich, white male would talk about.
1.) "Yeah, dude...dude. Check out this girl...she's cute and all but she keeps blowin up my cell. She's hot; but I don't know. Her legs are a little fat; but she's really cute. Dude...dude; she's this really hot asian chick. I mean she's like Vietnamese or some shit.
2.) "Oh, dude...DUDE! Check out this website. It's the shit. I mean...yeah??" AT THIS MOMENT I'M GETTING FRUSTRATED...SO IS THE OTHER GUY.
...finally the annoying guy leaves. I could have spelled out the rest of the conversation for you; but I think you know what it was like.
Dude...DUDE...I gotta go!
mrj
-Oh, by the by, the annoying frat boy looks like Cujo took a bite out of his left cheek.
1.) "Yeah, dude...dude. Check out this girl...she's cute and all but she keeps blowin up my cell. She's hot; but I don't know. Her legs are a little fat; but she's really cute. Dude...dude; she's this really hot asian chick. I mean she's like Vietnamese or some shit.
2.) "Oh, dude...DUDE! Check out this website. It's the shit. I mean...yeah??" AT THIS MOMENT I'M GETTING FRUSTRATED...SO IS THE OTHER GUY.
...finally the annoying guy leaves. I could have spelled out the rest of the conversation for you; but I think you know what it was like.
Dude...DUDE...I gotta go!
mrj
-Oh, by the by, the annoying frat boy looks like Cujo took a bite out of his left cheek.


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Dude you need to totally update.
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