This much I know is true.

I saw the worst bumper sticker the other day; and now it is my mantra!
*AMERICAN BY CHANCE, SOUTHERN BY THE GRACE OF GOD!*Attached to the sticker was a rebel flag. If this isn't redneck...I don't know what is. I'm going around saying it to everyone I know. And we wonder why people have preconceived notions about the south that *above* is why.
I'm graduating in May. Woohoo, and my birthday is next week. Viente Dos! Umm, I'm getting tired of throwing my own birthday party, so I'm just gonna hang out with friends. I don't feel like doing anything. I have to figure out what to buy my twin sister...any ideas (Harley, no man sex...it's expensive!).
mrj


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Geez. I'm pretty sure I'm late. Do you know how hard it is to type with Frankie laying all up on my shoulder? Very. Ummmm...I don't know what to get your sister. Maybe we can go halfsies on live action man sex? Hmmmm? Cuz I know that'll be a present for EVERYONE! So yeah, there's my suggestion, even though your birthday is tomorrow. Live action man sex.
Harley Quinn
Since you really don't ever post, I have to do this under here.
Joe Franklin Raped me.
Love,
Ashley Parker Angel
I just realized that I've read this like, twenty times but I've never responded to it. Bravo, E, Bravo!!!
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