Friday, January 27, 2006

Couldn't think of anything clever to say; so I leave you with this...

"It's my birthday tomorrow. No one here could know. I was born this Thursday...22 years ago." -Jon Foreman, Switchfoot.

I've beem waiting 22 years to say that. My birthday was last week AND it was on a Thursday!! I'm going to grace you with some of the best quotes I've heard in the new year.

1.) Joe Franklin raped me.

2.) Frat boy 1- I swear to God I'm not waiting out here all day.

Frat boy 2- I know; but Joey is on his way.

Frat boy 1- I swear if he doesn't get out here now I'm gonna rape him AND his mother!

3.) My mother- Men are always trying to be Heroes to Hoes!

That's all I could think of right now. I'm actually at work; but I figure this group of cocky s.o.b's can handle running thousands of dollars of audio/visual equipment themselves. These people are so rude. So I left'em hangin'. I really did!

mrj

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

lol. Yes. That's some funny shit. I had fun this weekend, now school tomorrow. Wooo!
I sprained my neck while masturbating.
lol.

Harley

30 January, 2006  

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